Kid

As you all know, I love going through the toy department when I go to Target because I am actually a ten year old on the inside. And like a ten year old boy... Jeffrey, my three year old nephew, and I have similar interest (superheroes, ninja turtles, toy cars). Yes, I will actually be turning 27 in a month and a half. Don't judge.

Anyway, I was going through the luggage section first because it is on the way to the toys and I saw this.


It is a Hello Kitty suitcase, and it is awesome. I need this in my life to prove that I am actually a girl. It is the most awesome awesomeness I have ever seen. Please someone buy this for me.

Then I actually got to the toy section and turned into a boy.


Baby Raph and Mikey. I need these in my life. They are adorable and awesome.


Also, Nerf Guns. I have always kind of wanted these (by kind of I mean really). These little ones. Or the ones that look like real guns. What would I do with these? Be awesome. I need to be a kid so when I have a birthday people get me toys. Or books. Basically that is what would make me happy in life. To be a child again.

I was thinking about this, and how a lot of kids growing up wanted to be older. I remember thinking they were crazy. I loved being a kid. It was awesome. I never wanted to be older, never wanted to grow up. I just wanted to be a kid forever (relatedly, I have never read Peter Pan). I knew what was up with olderness. Responsibilities. Money (or lack thereof, and yes, I know I am going to England tomorrow! but I will have nothing when I get back and am slightly stressed by that fact). School. Jobs. Laundry. Bleh. That is what I say to adulthood. Until I get really old. Then it will be awesome again. Maybe. I can do or say whatever and no one cares because I'm old and senile. Hahaha. Actually, I want to live no later than 80. That is old enough, thank you very much.

Also, do you want to see the saddest thing ever?


I got a packet of fruit snacks and this was what it looked like when I opened it. Yes, there are only TWO fruit snacks in it. I totally got gypped. So depressing. That's what I get for buying store brand fruit snacks.


This is a sign that is on one of my grandma's neighbor's doors. It cracks me up every time I walk past it. Genius sign.

What else is going on in my life?

Grad school stuff is in in. All my letters of recommendation are submitted, so now it is a waiting game. It's like waiting for a mission call except this decides the rest of my life and not just the next year and a half. I am freaking out just a little inside when I think about it. Mostly how If I don't get in, I have no plan for my life. Actually, that is not true. I will be a full time nanny for a really rich family that I will have to find. That's my life plan right now. Exciting. Hopefully, I get into grad school because I would rather be a librarian than a nanny for the rest of my life. Pray for me. And send me encouraging notes. Haha. I'll send you one back. Promise. On my sweet Barbie stationary. Oh look, I am a girl. Although, I would not say no to TMNT stationary. Or Marvel or DC stationary. That would be sweet. I think I need that in my life. Yep.

Well, this has been a super long, kind of ramblely post. I hope you enjoyed it. I will not be updating until after my trip, so I will see you when I get back.

DDoG:
Airplanes because otherwise my ten day trip would be like a month long trip because of travel time. And going to England and Italy. Woot. And seeing Kelsey and Simon. And Krystle so I don't have to travel alone. Because I am a scary cat when it comes to traveling alone. And this is turning into one big ramble. Whoops.